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    Posted: 15 February 2008 at 13:08
Bill Gate l� t? ph� c�ng ty Microsoft ch?t xu?ng d?a ng?c. Qu? d?a ng?c v� n? Bill cho n�n cho Bill t? ch?n c�ch h�nh h? cho m�nh. Khi ch?n r?i s? ph?i d�i su?t ki?p kh�ng du?c d?i thay.

Ph�ng d?u ti�n l� ngam m�nh v�o nu?c x�i su?t ki?p ...Bill s? qu� kh�ng nh?n, d?n ph�ng th? 2 th� c?c h�nh l� v�c d� n?ng ng�n c�n di tr�n thang n�ng ...bill s? qu� kh�ng nh?n.

�?n ph�ng th? 3 bill th?y c� computer, m?t c� g�i sinh d?p v� 1 chai r?u th� Bill nh?n ngay. Kh�ng hi?u t?i sao Bill du?c h�nh h? ki?u nay cho n�n qu?2 m?i h?i qu?1 th� du?c gi?i th�ch nhu v?y : computer l� Windows, keyboard m?t di n�t Alt, Ctrl + Del, c� g�i kh�ng c� l? nhung chai r?u th� c� ....

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Bill Gate(Microsoft), Louis Gerstener(IBM) v� Robert Palmer(Digital) ng?i g?n nhau trong m?t bu?i h?p b�o.

B�p..b�p..b�p- ti?ng d?ng ph�t ra t? ph�a Bill, ngu?i ta th?y Bill �p d?ng h? v�o tai v� n�i g� d� v�o du�i c� v?t. N�i xong, th?y m?i ngu?i dang cham ch� nh�n m�nh, Bill t? h�o gi?i th�ch:
"��y l� c�ng ngh? m?i c?a ch�ng t�i. Ch�ng t�i g?n m?t loa nh? v�o d?ng h? v� micro v�o du�i c� v?t."
M?i ngu?i g?t g� t�n thu?ng. M?t l�t sau l?i c� ti?ng b�p b�p ph�t ra t? ph�a Louis. Ngu?i ta th?y Louis ?n nh? v�o rang v� n�i v�o kh�ng kh�. N�i xong Louis gi?i th�ch:

" ��y ;� c�ng ngh? ti�n ti?n nh?t c?a ch�ng t�i. Ch�ng t�i g?n loa v�o hoa tai v� micro v�o rang. Nh? v?y t�i c� th? th?c hi?n c�c cu?c d�m tho?i kh?n c?p v�o b?t c? l�c n�o v� b?t c? noi n�o".

B?p!! M?t ti?ng d?ng d�ng ng? ph�t ra t? ph�a Robert. Rob d?ng l�n ph�n bua:
" Cho t�i xin t? gi?y, t�i c?n nh?n g?p m?t b?n fax"
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Sau d�m d?ng ph�ng l�ng m?ng, s�ng s?m t?nh d?y, Bill Gate nh? nh�ng h�n l�n tr�n v? v� h?i: "Em c?m th?y th? n�o em y�u". V? Bill Gate t?m t?m cu?i v� n�i "Anh y�u, gi? th� em d� hi?u v� sao anh d?t t�n c�ng ty l� Microsoft r?i"

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Bill Gates tuy c� t�i nhung kh�ng du?c b?nh trai. �ng ta d�nh cu?i m?t ngu?i v? tuy?t s?c nhung k�m th�ng minh v?i hy v?ng sau n�y con c�i c?a �ng s? du?c di truy?n s? th�ng minh c?a �ng v� s?c d?p c?a v? �ng.
Sau khi d?a con d?u l�ng c?a Bill Gates l?n l�n th� nh?ng s? uu t� du?c di truy?n nhu sau. Anh ta x?u nhu Bill Gates v� ngu nhu v? �ng ta.
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